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Jim Bob Beach Ready EP - DOWNLOAD

Jim Bob

Jim Bob Beach Ready EP - DOWNLOAD

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Jim Bob Beach Ready EP - DOWNLOAD

£0.99

Four brand new songs from JIM BOB
1. Beach Ready Boys
2. Angela Hoards
3. Step Back (Take a Minute, Breathe)
4. If God Was a CCTV Control Room Operator Called Steve

Following on from two top 40 albums in just 12 months (August 2020 and August 2021 respectively) Jim Bob isn’t about to rest on his Laurel and Hardys. Here are four brand new Jim Bob songs, collectively titled ‘Beach Ready EP’.

Lead song ‘Beach Ready Boys’ is an upbeat, irritatingly catchy, and super positive (especially for Jim Bob) song about teenagers going to the seaside for the first time.

‘Hastings, Bognor, Rhyl’ Jim Bob and his band sing. ‘Blackpool, Bournemouth, Deal’

The song also namedrops The Beatles, Elvis, Slade, Stormzy, Slowthai and Dave.

What’s not to like? Exactly.

The other three songs are boss too. Jim Bob describes ‘If God Was a CCTV Control Room Operator Called Steve’ as his favourite ever Jim Bob recording.

Download them all for 99p. That’s right, download the whole thing, all four amazing songs for just 99p. Less than a pound. What financial insanity is this?

Here are a few other things you can’t buy for less than a pound
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A Terry’s chocolate orange from Tesco (£1)
A first-class large letter stamp (£1.29)
A scoop of crispy rainbow vegetables coated in a zesty yogurt mayonnaise dressing from Caffe Nero (£1)
‘Wake Up Why the World Has Gone Nuts’ by Piers Morgan from the Works (£2)
One London bus fare (£1.65)
Anything in Poundland

*All prices correct at time of typing

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